March 2011
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rufusthedog:
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rufusthedog:
According to his adoption papers, he’s now one year old!
You left your dog alone on his birthday? You’re a monster.
Quite the contrary! He’s spending the week at an exclusive all-dog resort, playing with friends and swimming and stuff. He barely knows I’ve gone.
As soon as I clicked the link, I thought, “Please god, please let there be...
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“Don’t be too obscure. British upper-class diaries are prime examples of this...”
– Michael Palin’s dos and don’ts of keeping a diary
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“They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone...”
– Amy Poehler on American Apparel (via mollylambert)
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How to Pick Up a Girl on Tumblr →
Has this already made the rounds? Well, whatever, it’s pretty funny and uncovers some deep truths (for instance: “If she reblogs you constantly, you can now go to second base (i.e. the ask box).”).
I also found this amusing:
Girls LOVE DMs. Every time she wakes up with a DM from you, she will think you are the best guy there is, and you will never leave her, and your...
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Watchaacissej:
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countboozy:
This is the best Glee performance.
Crying? Me? No, of course not. Never.
LOVE.
It is beyond bizarre to listen to a Glee performance that isn’t autotuned to death. Bizarre in an awesome way! Quinn’s white girl rapping is making my heart grow three sizes, FYI.
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“I saw The Social Network twice, and I don’t think that’s enough. I think it’s...”
– Tyra Banks on Jesse Eisenberg (via kaytaytayy)
Yeah, I’m definitely shipping it. Point me to some Tyra/Jesse fanfic stat.
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“You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. Don’t make money...”
– Maya Angelou (via designisforliving)
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Very possible this is amusing only to me.
Now I can’t stop reading my blog from senior year. Excerpts from mid-March:
The fourth quarter of senior year… oh man, the slacking is going to be out of control. Do my physics homework? Yeah right. Go to government? Doubtful. Pay attention during calculus? Please. Stay awake during Spanish? Ok, this one I will actually do, so I don’t get a repeat of the “Yeah,...
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Watchmymissus:
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The NYU admissions office welcomed the Class of 2015 today with this Facebook video. <3 the Bobcat mask.
Congrats soon-to-be freshmen!
Aw, cute! (Make sure to keep watching until the weird rap is over.) They’re all so genuinely excited to be accepting new students, and I know all-too-well how excited those students will be to receive those...
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Watchnyulocal:
The NYU admissions office welcomed the Class of 2015 today with this Facebook video. <3 the Bobcat mask.
Congrats soon-to-be freshmen!
Aw, cute! (Make sure to keep watching until the weird rap is over.) They’re all so genuinely excited to be accepting new students, and I know all-too-well how excited those students will be to receive those acceptances. My story: It was late...
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That moment when Amy Adams is asked about her...
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This one time on Smallville should be a meme. Crazy dumbass shit happens on that show.
I was 80% supporting this casting before, but now that I know Amy Adams ate a deer on Smallville, I am 95% supporting this casting. (I’m reserving a 5% for poor Isla Fischer, who is made more and more redundant with each big role Amy Adams gets.)
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