The Signature Thing

Mr. Loko, who played a pivotal role in destroying livers, morals, and dignity in coeds all across America, was the go-to drink for frat-bros, club-kids, and everyone else during the recession when kids were broke as hell and a neon blue stinging elixir was often needed to cover up the pain and fear of children who didn’t know what they wanted to do with the rest of their lives.