According to his adoption papers, he’s now one year old!
You left your dog alone on his birthday? You’re a monster.
Quite the contrary! He’s spending the week at an exclusive all-dog resort, playing with friends and swimming and stuff. He barely knows I’ve gone.
As soon as I clicked the link, I thought, “Please god, please let there be testimonials written in the voice of the dogs.” And I wasn’t disappointed. Truman gave South Paw Acres “five wags and a lick!” I take it back, Rufus is the luckiest dog on the planet (but you should still make him a doggy cake with a candle and everything when you get back, and post pictures).
Edited to add: I also demand that you make Rufus write a review of SPA and post it here for my amusement.
