The Signature Thing

From the description:

This screened South Carolina porch, with its high-gloss light blue ceiling and floors, is the site of dance parties all summer long.

That is “dream life” TIMES A BILLION. I love porches, and dance parties, and light blue ceilings and floors. And I bet they drink Firefly sweet tea vodka mixed with lemonade and play Celebrities and eat Hint of Lime tortilla chips and now I’m just weeping that this will never be mine.