The Signature Thing

emchughes:

From Blerg to Jag to Meert: A Compendium of Liz Lemon’s Verbal Tics

I’m getting so nostalgic!

(Source: oh-is-that-a-thing)

For Joe, who forcefully requested all Ryan Lochte all the time.

(Source: scorpiant)

This is the only thing of any importance in the world this week.

Words fail.

30thrones:

Liz: [about a litter of kittens] Look at these guys!

Greta: They like you! They’re very good at sensing debilitating loneliness in a person.

‘The C Word’ 1x14

lizdexia:

wickedstepmother:

Television Theme Music as Captioned by Netflix

Missing the ultimate:

Relevant in so many situations. Well, relevant in every situation where I throw a party and declare it mandatory.

This is mean (Jenna Maroney quotes attributed to Lea Michele) and I totally like it.

slaughterhouse90210:

“To me it is one of the most odious things in a girl’s life, that there must always be some supposition of falling in love coming between her and any man who is kind to her… I have no ground for the nonsensical vanity of fancying everybody who comes near me is in love with me.”

—George Eliot, Middlemarch

Oh, high school was such fun. One Monday morning, senior year, Spanish class, I overheard a douchey junior saying, “Oh my god, that party! Wasn’t it amazing? You know that movie Can’t Hardly Wait? This is gonna sound stupid, but this weekend’s party was just like that movie.” And I wanted to cry, not because I wanted to get drunk with douchey juniors, but because the party in Can’t Hardly Wait is like my holy grail of parties and all I want to do before I die is go to a party that awesome.