So prepare for the coup of the century,
Be prepared for the murkiest scam,
Decades of denial
Is simply why I’ll
Be King undisputed,
And seen for the wonder I am,
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared,
This song is a jam, but it gets bonus points for having so many great vocabulary words in it. “Retention,” “quid pro quo,” “coup”? No one was dumbing down Scar.
One of my co-workers is on vacation in California this week, and she was supposed to visit Disneyland today. Instead, she’s horribly sick and watching Gilmore Girls in her hotel room (according to her last tweet). This one is for poor Danielle—and for Katherine, Garrett, and a different Danielle, who took me to D-Land for the first time fives years ago.