This was the moment when I said, “Ok, Hathaway, you win—I now begrudgingly like you.”
this happend and i said: ‘LIKE A BOSS, JAMESSSSSSSSSSSS’
James Franco, you were a total embarrassment last night. And I just love you all the more for it. PLEASE give an interview where you claim your hosting gig was one big performance art piece, to see how one starved-for-attention-and-validation starlet will react when left hanging in the wind on Hollywood’s biggest night of the year.
It started out well! Anne Hathaway was excited about her evening, she’d spent a lot of time getting ready, and could now look forward to four hours with someone she took to be a charismatic and handsome man.
But that is NOT how the evening unfolded.
My friend Ryan W. tweeted last night, “James and Anne increasingly resemble every couple in college from which I tried to rescue the female half.” SO TRUE.
11. Come to think of it, I don’t think that was the real James Franco hosting the Oscars. I think it was a robot created by Banksy in order to make fun of the Oscars, and the real James Franco gleefully participated in the switcheroo.
He would. They both totally would.
I have to.
Awww, yeah. It doesn’t matter that the winner went to NYU film graduate program, not NYU undergrad—we’re one big purple family.
Ok, I just googled Luke Matheny and I kind of totally love him. From the bio on his website:
Matheny grew up in Wilmington, Delaware. He has a bachelor’s degree from Northwestern University’s Medill School of Journalism and has worked as a reporter and copy editor in a variety of newspapers, magazines and web sites. He has also worked as a synopsis writer for Netflix and as a story editor for the MTV series MADE. But his favorite job has been teaching writing and directing at the School of Cinema and Performing Arts (SOCAPA) in Brooklyn.
He is currently writing a feature comedy script called “Ron Quixote.” He enjoys jazz, Scrabble and cleaning his desk.
I love Made and also enjoy cleaning my desk!
Slow campaign to seduce Jesse Eisenberg
I’m sorry, those kittens are so cute that I actually cannot stand it. I am losing my mind over the cuteness of those cats. I WANT A CAT. SOMEONE GIVE ME A CAT BEFORE I EXPLODE.
“THIS LOOKS LIKE THOSE CREEPY FAMILY PORTRAITS WHERE YOU DRESS UP IN WILD WILD WEST COSTUMES LIKE FRANCO SHOULD BE HOLDING A GUN AND RYAN SHOULD HAVE THAT SQUIRREL HAT THING ON HIS HEAD AND I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE WOULD GANG UP ON JESSE AND MAKE HIM WEAR OVERALLS WITHOUT A SHIRT AND CHEW ON A PIECE OF STRAW AND HE WOULD BE IRRITATED ABOUT IT BUT SINCE HIS ANGER MOSTLY JUST TRANSLATES TO SELF-DEPRECATION AND STUTTERING IT DOESN’T REALLY GO ANYWHERE HE DOES MENTION THE WRATH OF HIS FAVORITE CAT, SENOR WHISKERS, BUT THAT’S AN EMPTY THREAT AS THE THING IS LIKE THIRTY POUNDS AND MOVES WITH ALL THE FINESSE OF A DEAD TURKEY”
Proof that Photoshop can be used for good instead of evil. Colin Firth as a saloon girl? Goslings raccoon hat? Eisenberg’s chicken? Truly amazeballs.