Joey: “Wait a second, I have to smile? You never said anything about smiling.” (Season One, Episode Twelve)
Joey: “Imagine that, Pacey. We actually have something in common… Providing gossip for the small-minded townsfolk. And unfortunately for you, you’re tonight’s top story.” (Season One, Episode Six)
Joey: “For so long, all I’ve thought about was you, all I dreamed about was you…”
Dawson: “What happened?”
Joey: “I got my dream, and now I don’t have anything else.” (Season Two, Episode Six)
Joey: “Why do I feel like I fell asleep on the train and woke up the protagonist in a Kafka story?” (Season Three, Episode 17)
Joey: “So what? If I want to be with you, I’m supposed to just throw all of my previous life experience out the window? I’m supposed to just stop being who I am?” (Season Six, Episode 23)
Joey: “You know, maybe — and this is just a shot in the dark — she didn’t mean to send it to the gossips at large. Maybe she’s just trying to get some private closure, never dreamed she’d be subjected to the Oprah psychobabble of her life-lacking peers. Now, do you guys want something to eat, or should I just bring over a nice tray of bon-bons so you guys can hunker down and watch your stories?” (Season Six, Episode Three)
Dawson: “Here I am. Single, sandwiched in between two women who both dumped me. I am pathetic.”
Jen: “Hey, look at me, I’m dating a bible thumping hypocrite, okay?”
Joey: “Hey…my boyfriend may be gay.” (Season Two, Episode 15)
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JOEY; “The little mermaid could not take her eyes from the ship, or from the beautiful prince. The colored lanterns had been extinguished, no more rockets rose in the air and the cannon had ceased firing; but the sea became restless, and a moaning, grumbling sound could be heard beneath the waves.”
PACEY; “After a while, the sails were quickly unfurled, and the noble ship continued her passage; but soon, the waves rose higher, heavy clouds darkened the sky and lightning appeared in the distance. A dreadful storm was approaching; once more the sails were reefed and the great ship pursued her flying course over the raging sea. To the little mermaid this appeared pleasant sport; not so for the sailors.” [sees she’s asleep]
Dawson’s Creek, 4x01 Coming Home
A summer of sleeping in a hammock would kill your back, and holding hands in that position would kill your circulatory system. And a summer of not having sex with Pacey would kill even the most resolute virgin. So I don’t buy it—but I love them, so I’ll buy it and pay double.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks55i8fjs81qa0247o1_500.jpg)


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PACEY: But you couldn’t possibly of thought that you could solve all of your problem in one night with alcohol of all things.JOEY: No.PACEY: No. Cause alcohol, you know, has that effect on problems, it just never solves them, ever. And I would hate to think that I fell in love with a moron.JOEY: So you’re in love with me, huh?PACEY: Well, not currently, no. Right now you’re just some crazy drunk girl I gotta get in that door without waking up all the paying customers at her sister’s B&B. But generally speaking, yes.JOEY: May I kiss you right now?PACEY: Yes, please. [Joey kisses him] But I’m still not carrying you.JOEY: Please?PACEY: Nope. [Joey looks at him] You can give me the eyes it’s just not gonna work. Oh, come on. Honestly. [Joey kisses him] You think I’m gonna fall for this? Jo. Halfway. That’s it. I swear. I’m not kidding. My back’s killing me here.
Dawson’s Creek, 4x04 Future Tense](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldkbrwZ0d01qzmz3mo1_500.png)