Tbh “sushi rules” totally exhaust me. I already do enough wrong during the day, now I have to be judged at dinner because I didn’t eat my sushi piece in one bite? Literally everything you do while eating sushi is “wrong.” It’s just so tiring and rigid. If you don’t want me to eat my sushi with soy sauce don’t let me into your restaurant.
I KNOW. I read a list of sushi rules (on Lauren Conrad’s website, sorry I’m so lame) and realized I regularly broke every single one. This is why my favorite sushi is $7.50 from the corner market: I can sit on my bedroom floor, make a thick soup of soy sauce and wasabi for dipping, and eat it with my hands.
Also our authors came through this Christmas season to bring us:
- Baked by Melissa cupcakes
- Godiva chocolates soooo many
- Dean and Deluca candy tins
- Snickers bags
- A ham (no, really. a whole ham.)
Don’t forget those chocolate covered Oreos! I had, um, more than one.
Also, my kingdom for some Hickory Farms cheese and meat.