thugkitchen
thugkitchen:

I’M SO TIRED OF MOTHER FUCKERS asking “Where do you get your protein?” All you simple minded bastards better read up some. I eat shit like whole grains, beans, nuts, lentils, tempeh… I mean hell, where the fuck are YOU getting your protein? Black beans are one of my favorite protein sources for sure. The insoluble fiber these are packing keeps the body feeling full while holding calories down low. But hold up, this shit also has soluble fiber to regulate the fuck out of your glucose levels. So eat more black beans and sign some fucking autographs.
Black Bean and Cilantro Pesto Wrap
1 large bunch of cilantro, chopped, about 2 cups
2/3 cup slivered almonds
2-3 cloves of garlic, chopped
1 tablespoon lemon juice
½ teaspoon salt
½ teaspoon lemon zest (just grate the skin of the lemon on the smallest side of your grater, calm the fuck down)
¼ cup olive oil
¼ cup vegetable broth or water
Put all the ingredients for the pesto in a food processor and blend until sorta smooth. No food processor? Before I had one I’d just put the almonds in a bag and smash them until they are tiny and chop the rest of that shit up super small too. Mix all of it together with a fork until it looks like a paste.
This recipe makes about 1 cup of goddamn delicious pesto. I like about ¼ cup of it for every 1 ½ cups of beans. For the lazy bastards, one 15-ounce can of black beans is about 1 ½ cups. Just mix the beans together with the pesto and wrap that shit up with whatever vegetables you have like: cucumbers, tomatoes, red onion, lettuce, avocado, corn, you get the fucking idea. Add salsa or lime juice if you want. I don’t give a fuck.

My cilantro plant is not thriving like my other herbs (I need an oregano-heavy recipe stat) but I need to make this recipe stat.

thugkitchen:

I’M SO TIRED OF MOTHER FUCKERS asking “Where do you get your protein?” All you simple minded bastards better read up some. I eat shit like whole grains, beans, nuts, lentils, tempeh… I mean hell, where the fuck are YOU getting your protein? Black beans are one of my favorite protein sources for sure. The insoluble fiber these are packing keeps the body feeling full while holding calories down low. But hold up, this shit also has soluble fiber to regulate the fuck out of your glucose levels. So eat more black beans and sign some fucking autographs.

Black Bean and Cilantro Pesto Wrap

1 large bunch of cilantro, chopped, about 2 cups

2/3 cup slivered almonds

2-3 cloves of garlic, chopped

1 tablespoon lemon juice

½ teaspoon salt

½ teaspoon lemon zest (just grate the skin of the lemon on the smallest side of your grater, calm the fuck down)

¼ cup olive oil

¼ cup vegetable broth or water

Put all the ingredients for the pesto in a food processor and blend until sorta smooth. No food processor? Before I had one I’d just put the almonds in a bag and smash them until they are tiny and chop the rest of that shit up super small too. Mix all of it together with a fork until it looks like a paste.

This recipe makes about 1 cup of goddamn delicious pesto. I like about ¼ cup of it for every 1 ½ cups of beans. For the lazy bastards, one 15-ounce can of black beans is about 1 ½ cups. Just mix the beans together with the pesto and wrap that shit up with whatever vegetables you have like: cucumbers, tomatoes, red onion, lettuce, avocado, corn, you get the fucking idea. Add salsa or lime juice if you want. I don’t give a fuck.

My cilantro plant is not thriving like my other herbs (I need an oregano-heavy recipe stat) but I need to make this recipe stat.

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whirls:

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Artist Hong Yi Plays with her Food for 30 Days

For almost every day last month Malaysian artist/architect Hong Yi (who often goes by the nickname Red) created a fun illustration made with common (and occasionally not so common) food. Her parameters were simple: the image had to be comprised entirely of food and the only backdrop could be a white plate. With that in mind Yi set out to create landscapes, animals, homages to pop culture, and even a multi-frame telling of the three little pigs. The project, which still appears to be ongoing, has been documented heavily around the web, but if you haven’t seen it all head over to her Facebook and read an interview on designboom. Photos will also be appearing on her Instagram at @redhongyi.

natface

natface:

Tbh “sushi rules” totally exhaust me. I already do enough wrong during the day, now I have to be judged at dinner because I didn’t eat my sushi piece in one bite? Literally everything you do while eating sushi is “wrong.” It’s just so tiring and rigid. If you don’t want me to eat my sushi with soy sauce don’t let me into your restaurant.

I KNOW. I read a list of sushi rules (on Lauren Conrad’s website, sorry I’m so lame) and realized I regularly broke every single one. This is why my favorite sushi is $7.50 from the corner market: I can sit on my bedroom floor, make a thick soup of soy sauce and wasabi for dipping, and eat it with my hands.

I’m going to make this Cheddar Breakfast Bread Pudding when I go home to my parents for Christmas, because:
They have ramekins and I don’t
I can wake up at 11am  and make time-consuming breakfasts that involve pre-heating the oven because I’ll have the whole week off work
The french bread baguette from the Fry’s at the corner of Tatum and Shea is my favorite french bread baguette on the planet
But whenever I buy it I feel pressured to eat it as quickly as possible so I’m not left with half a loaf of stale, hard bread. But this recipe calls for stale bread, so problem solved
My parents always have a ton of cheese hanging around in their refrigerator, which is why I love them

I’m going to make this Cheddar Breakfast Bread Pudding when I go home to my parents for Christmas, because:

  1. They have ramekins and I don’t
  2. I can wake up at 11am  and make time-consuming breakfasts that involve pre-heating the oven because I’ll have the whole week off work
  3. The french bread baguette from the Fry’s at the corner of Tatum and Shea is my favorite french bread baguette on the planet
  4. But whenever I buy it I feel pressured to eat it as quickly as possible so I’m not left with half a loaf of stale, hard bread. But this recipe calls for stale bread, so problem solved
  5. My parents always have a ton of cheese hanging around in their refrigerator, which is why I love them